Santa, Santa, Santa!
Ohmygosh and gollyo, I can’t believe they finally let me write to you. OK, I’m dictating to my secretary acause I don’t know how to type but it’s the same thing, really. So how are things on the North Pole? Please don’t send any of your polar vortexes to us this year, OK? We love you but not your cold winds. Jiminy, I hate being cold, I sure do.
So you know, I like to move around a lot. I pretty much jump on top of the hay bales cause the view is better from up there and I can get the better stuff. Even the tall animals can’t reach where I am eating. It’s so fun! I also can get out of any fence or gate, so as I can wander around and see what’s going on around the farm. People are always saying in this loud voice, “Oh VINNIE!” I think they admire my adventurous spirit. I don’t climb trees anymore. It was fun while it lasted, though.
So here’s the deal: for reasons I can’t even begin to understand, the humans want to keep track of me, especially when we have visitors for events at the farm. They can’t yell loud enough at each other so they need to use these radio things. They told me they are called “walkie talkies”. Funny name. I walkie while I talkie, too. Anyhow, they said they need these things so they can say things like “found Little Vinnie”, and “Roger that.”
Santa, I really love treats. Lots of people have sent us the goat treats already, and we love them. They are licorice flavored. But variety is the spice of life, so what about these rice and berry flavored snacks? Oh, I just can’t tell you how happy I am when the treat bags come out. I jump all on top of people and then they say, again, “Oh, VINNIE!” I love it that they know my name.
Santa, please send me a sponsor. Tony has a sponsor who love love loves him. I want someone to love love love me, too!
Seeya later Santa!
Star Gazing Farm
16760 Whites Store Road
Boyds, MD 20841