As you can see, I'm very pretty!

As you can see, I’m very pretty!

Dearest sweetie Santa Claus,

I have been an awfully good girl this year, and I have managed to keep most of the roosters in line, but that Bobby is something awful and does unspeakable things sometimes. He came from that drug raid place so I expect he still has some bad habits from his past. Sigh.  I just can’t be everywhere at all times.  At any rate, this is what I would like – a big bag of wild birdseed and a wild bird feeder.  Why?  I will be honest, because I am always telling the truth to everyone: this is not altruistic at all.  Those confounded wild birds come every winter and eat up all our chicken food! I think if they have their own spot, maybe they will let us eat in peace.  That is my theory.  (note:  I don’t know a lot of about wild bird feeders, so if you know of a better type you can choose one).

I would also love to be sponsored by someone.  I am nice and can be held and petted.

Thank you Santa, for all you do for the animals and all the little children who write to you and believe in you!

Love,

Goldie