Dear Santa Claus,
I have been a really good dog this year. I love cuddling, and I follow Farmer Anne everywhere she goes (whether she asks me to or not). I was not the one who peed in the house – that was Sam. Honest, it was not me.
I really don’t need anything, because I have all I ever wanted – love, food, and a warm bed. But Sam told me I have to ask you for something because that’s what dogs do. So I will just mention that I really love canned dog food and would like some of the Merrick beef food and also the Merrick chicken food. It’s SO tasty and is also good for me. Sam likes it too. OK, so here’s the thing. When “Sam”pees in the house, it makes a smell. You know what I mean – I don’t have to spell it out. Farmer Anne uses this product called Zero Odor and she says it is the only thing that gets rid of that smell. I think it would be good to have some on hand, you know, in case Sam can’t control himself again.
I would also love to be sponsored because the money from that will go towards my annual vet visit and medicine to protect me from ticks so I don’t get lyme disease. If someone sponsors me they can also come and visit me and see how sweet I am!
Love and kisses,