juancitoQuerido Santa,

I am a small bunny rabbit.  I live indoors with my girlfriend Mae West, so whatever you bring for me, I will share with her because I LOVE her so much.  I am a very romantic bunny.  I kiss her every morning and every evening and many times in between.  I am getting a bit old, and so I need a softer surface to sit on. This fake sheepskin bed is washable and will help me keep my footing.  I am sorry to talk so much about my health, but the truth is that I’m getting a bit of arthritis and this joint supplement would help me feel a lot better.

I love being sponsored, and maybe you can send a sponsor my way or to my beloved Mae.

Thank you Santa,  I know that you are also not a spring chicken so hopefully you will understand my old man’s needs.